"Enter your own one-liner" Contest!

Headline: Shocked Russian surgeons open up man who thought he had a tumour... to find a FIR TREE inside his lung

"The patient first sought medical attention after being told by coworkers his breath smelled like a car freshener."

Update: Be sure to check out my facebook profile for a list of great one-liners. Also, inspired by Fabio's one-liner about 'smokin' trees', Jon stepped in and made a spoof of the original X-ray: